Big Brian

A phrase used in place of “big brain” when choosing to express emotion over someone’s actions. On the Big Brian scale, the starting point is small Brian, ultimately representing someone who isn’t the brightest crayon in the box. The scale then goes up into a point at the top; medium Brian, representing someone who has intellectual value. It then goes back down; Big Brian, again representing someone without intellectual value. Brian is the small man living in your head, he controls everything you do, and documents all your thoughts. When he is small he can’t reach the drawers, when he is big he is stumbling over things.