Belvidere Tee
Belvidere Illinois is a little hole of a town filled to the brim with illegal Mexicans who drain the welfare and educational systems and drive around in un-insured cars and cause accidents then disappear. It is also known for having a terrible school system and horrible roads and the downtown area is a crumbling ruin. With all of these problems Belvidere still manages to provide its ridiculously overpaid,overstaffed and overstuffed Police Department with brand new Sports Cars! Belvidere's other chief exports are Pedophiles and Cocaine! Belvidere is also known for it's horrible, dumpy and oh-so-Carnylicious Boone County Fair. Every Summer the dregs of society come out to pay a ridiculous fee to enter the Boone County Fairgrounds (A muddy field on the outskirts of Belvidere) to then be charged ridiculous fees for every attraction inside. A great place to go if you need some cheap-ass trinkety crap like Def Leppard decorative mirrors or a feathered roach clip and also if you like to risk life and limb on the rusty and unsafe "Thrill" rides! Come to Belvidere if you want to get your civil liberties violated and arrested for apparently no reason at all or if you need 20 undocumented Mexicans or a big bag of Cocaine! Oh yeah and we have a huge number of Pedophiles YAY!!!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.