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Basking Ridge Tee

Basking Ridge is a pretty awesome town the everyone is just jelous of. Everyone is mad rich and basically as soon as you get your licence its a given the you will get a car. The kids are spoiled and alot of the kids pretend to be poor to get "respect" or some shit but we all know that if you are living here and you have clothes on your back, that you are prolly rich and your just faking it so people will feel bad for you!? Anyway... everything is usually 20 mins away, NYC is soo close and everyone that lives here has probly been there. If you live her like me you no how funny it is when people come from out of state and are amazed by NYC and you laugh cuz its old news. if you live here when you go to the airport you always take a stretch limo... i know i do. Ridge High is your highschool where either your teachers care too much or not enough. Everyone is anoying except for those few you call your awesome friends. There is not one person that doesnt talk about another person. The Hills is not considered the true basking ridge cuz everyone is usually an indian or a chink but there are a few cool people. Ridge sports are pretty good except our school spirt sux. The powder puff games have become a joke and the football has too... if you tell your parents you going to the football games you are usually lieing to go somewhere else or just in the bathroom getting drunk and walking around like dumbasses saying hi to everyone that you just saw 4 hours ago at school. Anyway, other then the lack of school spirit and some really phsyco people that should be killd basking ridge is a pretty cool place to live. Clothes mean alot and our cheerleaders are ugly and have no talent. Some other nice places are the lyons mall which has turned into an unfortunant 8th grader hangout spot and bernards where all the ugly bernards kids drag themselves to after school and then stare at the glowing and rich basking ridge kids while they get their BK order. Everyone knows the Bernards theater always plays the shitiest movies and BW mall is full of blacks that we are not used to seeing cuz THERE ARE NOT BLACKS IN BASKING RIDGE...we like it like that too. Some other good things about BRIDGE is you dont feel like you are ever ganna die even tho the girls at ridge send more death threats to other girls then a KFC filled with hungry blacks. So if your transfering to our school and your not really pretty skinny or rich your not ganna be cool unless you like have pot or can get Alch cheap cuz thats all anyone cares about anyway right!? BTW I'm born and raised in BR there is nothing i havent seen.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8
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