Basingstoke

A reasonably large town in Hampshire that somehow has achieved the smallest social circle out of any other place in the UK. If you make a mistake here the whole town has heard about it within 2-3 hours. You have some stunning locations here, for example if you're looking for a good stabbing then burnaby is the place for you! Want to see pregnant 13 year olds with 17 year old fathers sporting everything Adidas? Come to south ham and Brighton Hill. Town centre has more coffee shops and fast food restaurants than is actually probably legal and it's where the lovely 'emo' group hang out at the church near shareware (formerly the fountains was their hangout). Often called Blazingsmoke due to the excess of people smoking weed (seriously /everyone/ smokes it) or doughnut city for the overencumbance of roundabouts. This is a great place to avoid at all costs as once you're here there is no leaving. Because nobody wants to house swap into Basingstoke.