Barking Up The Wrong Tree
(Verse 1) Yo, listen up, let me tell you a story, 'Bout a company called Bark, claimin' they got glory, Parental control's their game and what they sell, But I gotta speak out 'cause there's some stories to tell. (Chorus) Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree, Thinkin' you can control my family. But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight, It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight. (Verse 2) You say you protect kids from online threats and more, Monitoring their messages down to the core. But privacy concerns arise with every scan, Invading our lives like an unwanted man. (Bridge) We all want safety for our children online, But trust should be earned, not just a thin line. Bark may mean well in its noble quest, Yet it's crucial to question how far we invest. (Chorus) Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree, Thinkin' you can control my family. But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight, It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight. (Verse 3) Let kids grow and learn without constant surveillance Teach them responsible use through guidance and patience Respecting privacy is key in this digital age So let's find better solutions that truly engage (Outro) Bark may have good intentions at heart But let’s rethink monitoring from the start Empower families with knowledge instead of fear That’s how we'll create an atmosphere sincere.
The Urban Dictionary Tee

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The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.

Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |