band geek

1. has seen the rest of the band mostly or copletely naked and has no issues with it 2. walks in time with the music in public places such as stores or amusement parks 3. lives for the 4 hour bus rides to competitions 4. has survived gruelling band camp for 12 hours a day with little food and water 5. has bad tan lines 6. tend to be bisectional 7. are frequently asked if they are gay. 8. get along with theatre kids 9. have issues with chorus kids 10. recognize intruders in the band room aka non-band kids 11. have giant bus orgies 12. all date each other or at least have fwb 13. constantly hum band music 14. know all other sections' parts 15. extremely perverted 16. start all their stories with "this one time at band camp" and then laugh when non band kids think it's funny when they really have no idea how true it is 17. take the time to read all the definitions for band geek and smile at each one knowingly