Baltimore

The largest city in Maryland which is home to: 1.) An overrated aquarium that makes you pay through the nose and stand on a five mile line to get in the door 2.)A shitty baseball team that is run by a lousy owner who fires every decent manager he's ever had 3.)An East-Side that makes post nuclear-bombed Nagasaki look like heaven on earth 4.) Overpriced Parking garages 5.) A scary anime convention held every summer in which thousand of costume wearing anime fans make it look like Dawn Of The Dead has hit baltimore 6.)Dundalk...need I say more? 7.) Highlandtown....ditto 8.)The country's highest murder rate 9.) More gang wars than Chicago or NYC combined 10.) Sisqo (God help us)