ball squad

To be a member of TBS (The Ball Squad), you must possess these swagalicious qualities: -Your hair is never allowed to move, under any circumstances -Must have bare puck or LAX skillz -You must be from the beaches -You must sit at the back of any given bus, even if there already losers (people not in TBS) sitting there -You must yell "ball squad" every other minute -You must never snake the squad, unless they're Craig -You must listen to Drake songs and 80s and 90s rock music To be a part of TBS, your daily outfit must consist of: -adidas flipflops (socks are optional, but if so, they must be mid-calf nike's or above) -Lowride in basketball shorts, while wearing pajamas underneath -No tank tops, only wife beaters and extremely unaffordable sports jerseys, or your LAX/puck teams' jerseys/windbreakers -Baseball hats (preferably ones that include the word "gongshow") in order to preserve the flow *****DO NOT FORGET***** -Only ever wear a jock strap when out in public to give yourself that self-esteem boost you oh-so-desperately need If you follow these steps, TBS will be happy to have you, fham.