Ball Armour

Ball armour is chain mail which is set upon a ring that goes over the shaft of the penis and hangs at the base around its girth exuding a chain mail apron below to cover ones balls. Ball armour is required around bitchy girlfriends/wives/fiancees who want to run your life into the ground and demand the right to call the shots on all sections of your life including who you are friends with, what you wear, what decor you have, what you can do on the weekend etc. Once ball armour is secured in place behind outer garments these bitches are simultaneously muted. Though they may still rage around you even perhaps trying to spank you into some sort of submission they will actually now just be like a bad tv programme and no longer audible or able to physically harm. Slowly they fade off scene and one realises that ball armour has again made life pleasant as you remember when life was simple easy and enjoyable and just be your unique joyful self.