Bakersfield Tee
9 months of heat. 6 months extremely hot temperatures. Indefinite road work everywhere. Some good restaurants. If you get on the populace's bad side, they'll be aggravating. If not, then they'll still be aggravating. Some parts of town are dangerous with gang activity. Downtown is a homeless person's hub. Several homeless shelters. Horrible pollution, including light pollution. Most days, UV rays are hazardous. Some good parks and trails, but you better not have severe asthma. Or go to a hospital because the nurses are mostly snide and lying. The school system is terrible. There used to be a lot of racing. I live by 99. The police must've cracked down on them. Or they decided to race elsewhere. There is a racing dirt track. There is a mall which is usually packed full of people so you could get pickpocketed. Some people look for fights. Most are punks. Always carry a knife for protection. There is a high crime rate. Deputy's corrupt. Police, maybe in most cases. The people will bother you when you're minding your own business. They act friendly, but they really aren't kind. Sometimes they're blatant in their rudeness. There are dispensaries. Therr are plenty of liquor stores. It's hard to get a good doctor. The main sectors of employment are in oil and ag. Home to KoRn and various country artists. And finally, the people try to get you in trouble most of the time. Sometimes they help though.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.