B-Gene.

The genetic make-up of having the "baller-gene." In other words, you are very good at sports, are popular, and/or rich. (I never said how you got rich though.. So, yeah. Be creative people..) Requirement One: You MUST be black. No doubt. Requirement Two: You must be more than six feet tall and have been arrested several times beforehand. Requirement Three: You must have a passionate love for: booty shaking, niggar-ish music, fried chicken (Or, any chicken that you can get your hands on..), bling (black-speak for, "shiny, dumbfuck jewelery.."), white girls, nasty, nappy hair grease, stupid ass horse-combs, bad teeth (under their "grills.."), Nike "Air Jordans," which is some stupid ass mix between Airforce One's and Michael Jordans slave leather style shoes, pants that don't fit, marijuana and/or crack cocaine, Colt 45/any mawlt likkuh, posing, etc.. Requirement Four: Must have a passionate hate for: cops, jobs in general, proper grammar, clothes that fit, good music, civilized behavior, manners, morals, ethics, other races and ethnic groups other than their own, their own health; as well as others, etc...