Awkward Roger

Similar to an awkward boner, an awkward roger is an untimely male erection. While not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. An awkward roger can occur in the following situations: 1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee) 2. While attending a funeral 3. While holding a friend's newborn child 4. While public speaking 5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader 6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli 7. While being fitted for a tuxedo 8. While at the customer service desk at a department store 9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause 10. While lifting something heavy 11. While using public transit 12. While lighting a friend's cigar 13. While watching your child's school play 14. While confessing your sins to a priest 15. While receiving an award