Avril

1. A washed up loser in desperate need of a bath. 2. Someone who must be introduced to deodorant (or perfume, at least). 3. An idiot who thinks she's original when she comes from the cow-tipping sector of some hick-ass town (her background reminds me of Britney Spears... does it you?). 4. Poor hack of a singer who, instead of parading around half-naked, insists on showing off her butt crack in order to gain a following. 5. Person who leads a contradictory life, claiming that all of her songs come from her "emotions" and are written "on the spot", yet who has co-writers on every single song. 6. Someone who makes all of us who can't sing and can't play an instrument think that maybe we could make it big in the music industry (honestly, I'm even considering it). 7. For those of us who know Avril can't sing, she's an annoying bitch who, when we listen to or watch her, makes our eyes and ears bleed (literally). Words to see that will help define Avril: fucker, dumbass, moron, twit