Australia

The best goddam country in the world. Beaches, outback, snow, beer, beaches, beer, outback, cities, beer, beaches.... Cool people. Cool accents. Cool kangaroos. Cool beer. Very, very cool beer. Miranda Kerr.... ;) AFL!!!! Beer. Drop bears. Bunyips. Beer. Dreamtime serpents..... Beer. It's pretty hot here. 55C max. And the beaches are kickass. And (this is for the Poms) even though we ARE convicts, we still ended up a better country than you, so stick that one up your arse. :) We also have great beer. Carlton Dry. All the way. There are also hot people over here. Like me. And Hugh Jackman. He's pretty hot. Also Miranda Kerr. And Nicole Kidman. And Keith Urban. So if you think you're insulting us when you post all that nasty shit about us, we're just sitting here happy that we're in the best country in the world. So yeah. :) And if people 'hate' Australia so much, why are so many bloody boats comin over? Hmm?