australia

cool country, very hot, doesnt get snow in most places. was colonised by the english who decided their crappy jails were too small. the only state that this does not apply to is south australia, which was completely colonised by the middle class, and unlike all other cities, adelaide was actually planned. we are pretty much very good at sport, our football beat american football... we dont cover ourselves in layer upon layer of protection because we are not fags.... we have the best swimmers and cricketers. and we can even win speed skating by going slow enough to miss out on a major crash.... we get crappy american tv shows, like two years late, and we drive on the other side of the road... and no, we are not all like steve irwin, we do not say "G'Day" or "Crikey" we do not wear karkies and we really arent that stupid and we do not eat "shrimp on the barbie" for one, its PRAWNS not shrimp. for two, we normally dont eat them on the bbq, and for three we call it a barbeque not a "barbie" a barbie is a doll, nothing more we do not live in big paddocks in the middle of no where... not most of us, a few do, but most live in the cities on the coast... and we do not have stupid "Aussie" accents, well at least not in SA