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This is a transmitter device placed in your tooth during a procedure similar to filing a cavity. Once in place, in association with a transmitter and a satiellited network. You can hear and speak to people similar to as on a cell phone, except you have no actual phone, or earphone or headphones or dial pad. Your voice can carry through a network like a party line with a large group of persons. Im my case as many as 2000 people when the transmission is fully in place. Although all seem good and positive, It is now being misused to psychology control and harrass persons who have had it implanted in them involuntarily,thus becoming a psychotronics victim. Where all your conversation is heard by people with criminal and malintent. They can steal your pin numbers, account numbers, social security numbers. They can hear personal and intimate conversations you have with others. If you were lets Say the Vice president of the United states, the equipt could be turned on to the spies, and the VP wouldnt know that he was being listened to, thus govt and state secrets could be stolen by persons adverse to the govt. The sound, although at times which seems like it turned off to the listener, they can still be spied and LISTENED to without their knowledge or consent. It also has a capability of working with a LITE MIND READING DEVICE. It looks like a hand held game-boy, and in conjunction with the programming of the audio tooth, the handler can READ THE VICTIMS MIND. This device has an LCD screen of which all the victims personal thoughts appear and imagery as well. Thus in a situation, information can be stolen and abused. Persons who come up in the victims memories on the screen can be targeted. The United States does not have access to this device . In 2009 it is currently sold only in the united kingdom and Budapesh. It was intended to be a spy device, but in the Chicagoland area, a saudi sheik is financing an underground secret network of which a large group of people gangstalk and harrass a real witness to the 9-11-01 plotter.This underground is coverted and is not US financed or sanctioned. The United States didnt believe the witness, and the Saudis overtook the command of locating the 9-11-01 plotters who turned out to be Saudi nationals. There is a privately run military network built up in the United States where the public is being falsely advised that it is sponsored by the USA , when in fact it is all forgein financed and managed by persons in organized crime. Anyone consenting to this device should know that you can be heard at all times. That you cannot control who hears you , and that you may be caught in a situation, where you may not be allowed to have the device removed from you. This is not an urban myth. But in fact the FUTURE technology of human implantation being abused as it freshly steps into the market place. Persons using this device may not be ethical and or of good character. Many sociopaths and con artists are found to be the most successful in the utilization of it in an underground society that is not acceptable.

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Review by Am R.

Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.

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My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.

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This looks like a weird design but it looks cool

AidenOct 30

This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.

Peter P.Oct 26

Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!

Joan D.Oct 25

I love it I bought me and my family some

Kirk J.Oct 20

Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased 😄 I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>

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Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...

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Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.

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Another hit!

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Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻

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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

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Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

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