Attica Soccer tee
The soccer team that doesn't give two shits about winning or teamwork. Mainly an individuals team with losing streaks often lasting all season. so called team mates are usually only out for personal stats and for the trip to europe. Girls on this team usually form cliques that reject other team players and make them feel uncomfortable or unwanted. Also having way too many captains makes life great for those people who just want to play the game and not hear things repeated a hundred thousand times. Activities the team usually participates in off the field include but are not limited to...pantsing eachother, gossiping, sleepovers, and bitching about life, lots of bitching. Coach Allen usually does a good job coaching, but gives in way too easily to politics and whining parents....especially parents who are teachers and feel they can get there way with anything concerning there child and the attica soccer program. about the only cool thing about being on the team are the warm-ups...and having a little fan base. so today the team has still not made it very far in sectionals and if you ask me go for cross country, at least you will go places and win shit occasionally.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!