atheist
Intelligent person who realizes that the idea of God is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. Furthermore, the Bible is full of paradoxes: If God is all-powerful, can he create a rock he can't lift? Also, the Bible states that the worlds is 6,000 years old. However, it's actually millions of years old. So how does that work out? Then there's the fact that God let 9/11 happen. And the Holocaust. And a bunch of other horrible things that never should have happened. You say that God works in mysterious ways? I say that's a pretty poor excuse, and that whatever positive effects 9/11 had, I'm sure God; being "all-powerful" (although we've already established that that's impossible) should be able to think of another way to get the effects to happen without killing 3,000 people. So God either doesn't exist, or is a huge douchebag. By the way, if he DOES exist, why the hell hasn't he blasted me to smithereens for calling him a douchebag like I just did? Also, why'd he create atheists? Because he works in mysterious ways? Nope, we've already debunked that. (Continued in Example)
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| XS | 27" | 16½" | 
| S | 28" | 18" | 
| M | 29" | 20" | 
| L | 30" | 22" | 
| XL | 31" | 24" | 
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm | 
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm | 
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm | 
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm | 
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm | 
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm | 
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |