assplosion

The condition of the urgent need of a toilet because of upcoming mass defecation. The large intestine usually builds in gas pressure repeatedly, then fortunately subsides as you drive around looking for the best fast food restaurant to rush the restroom. As you park, the inevitable last build throws you from the car, you burst into a stall, and you barely drop your pants in time before the assplosion occurs. If your ass does not create a seal with the seat, the assplosion produces colorful feces all around the stall including walls, toilet, floor, and sometimes ceiling. Strangely, the toilet paper is untouched so you are able to make a clean getaway and vow never to return to that establishment. It makes for a good story every time you pass another similar restaurant.