Asshole - NIRVANA
"No I gotta go out and have fun, At someone else's expense, Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, I drive really slow, In the ultra fast lane, while people, behind me, are going insane. I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets, And I piss on the seats, I walk around in the summer time, Sayin' "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in handicaped spaces, While handicaped People, make handicaped faces, I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's a big fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song, Ranting and raving and carring on, Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong. NAAAHHHHH I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole)"
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