ass hole blow out

when you take a hard shit too hard and some comes out but the rest of it wont come out so you squeeze harder and try to get it to come out, and if it doesn't come out you then begin to start shaking and wiggling your butt and try to shake the shit out of you, and when it still doesn't come out you then squeeze harder and you then blow your ass hole out. david: (on the phone to his friend) hey man max: hey david: what you doing max: nothing but im trying to take a shit and it wont come out david: shit thats tuff max: hold up give me a minute im trying to squeeze it out harder david: damn ok 2 hours later david: hey man you get it out ok max: nah its almost out........2 minutes after max: my ASS HOLE just blew out david david: ok im calling the ambulance max: ok hurry david: where are you max: umm in your house david: the fuck how you in my house hold up (goes to his bathroom and goes and looks) david: what the fuck happened in here there is shit everywhere max: i had a blow out david: omg im calling the ambulance