Asian Parents tee
Obsessive to their children grade. If you want to know the "Asian Grade System" then here: 95%-100% - Good, keep up the good work. 90%-95% - Why didn't you get 100? 85%-90 - They will give you a lecture. 80%-85% - They will give you a harsh lecture. 75%-80%- They will make you cry by yelling at you or hurt you (trust me, my brother, 20 years old still have tears when he was yelled at) 70%-75% - They might hurt you badly or take away your stuff. 65%-70% - They will hurt you real bad and will talk to your teacher 60%-65% - They will hurt you real bad and will not talk to you for a long period of time. 60% lower - A big fat 0 between you and your parents. Some other bad things that Asian kids hate are: No 10:00 PM up. No go outside at night. No long hair. No B,C,D,F. No game or less amount of gaming. To summarize all, NO FREEDOM. Well, if you read this much, you probably thoughthat Asian parents are stupid. But actually, here's the truth about them: They love you. They just want good future for you. They yell and lecture you because they want you to learn a lesson. When you gt a bruise, they will recover it for you. I'm an Asian myself, and when I was a kid, I hate my patents. But then I realize, that they are not devils. Hope this help!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!