Asian Grading Scale

Americans and other somewhat easy-going peoples' grading scale should look a little like this... A = Good job! Keep up the good work! B = That's still good. But you can do better. C = You're that the average level...which is acceptable. D = Uh oh, you need to step up your game. F = Well, you failed. Hopefully you can get a better grade later so you can pass. HOWEVER. This is about the Asian Grading Scale. If you are a true hardcore Asian, unlike myself, then your grading scale should look a little like this... A+ = Average. Regular A = Acceptable...But You Can Do Better. B = BULLSHIT. WTF-Were-You-Doing-In-Class?!?! C = Cut-YOU WILL GET FUCKING CUT. D = DEATH. That's it. F = FUCKED. Wait, no, you can't get an F because you'd already be dead. Most children will get beaten the shit out of them. Hopefully, that won't be you.