Ashley Nicole Russo tee
Perfection, everything every man dreams of having. The absolute most goregous,beautiful girl to ever walk the face of this universe. Model status. Cheerleading beauty,she has every girls dream body. You'd think shes plastic. Real life Barbie? Possibly. Doesn't start drama with anyone unless they ask for it. Sweetest little girl you'll ever meet. Smart,but has a bubbly attitude. Most cheerful,helpful person I've ever witnessed. Body so tight for her age,waist so little but ass so big,perkiest titties ever. Gorgoues real long hair. Biggest puppy dog eyes ever. Skin flawless. If ever your reading this & catch this girl,don't let her go. Beautiful imagination,perfect friend. Will willingly sacrifice her own happiness for those she loves. Cutest little giggle. If she promises you the world,you'll get it. From Toms River East where she was adored, unlike any other girl you'll ever find,& I promise you that,the perfect little angel herself Ashley. My God,bless the man who has her. Luckiest SOB alive.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!