Ashley

A person who, before seeing, you assume is a girl, but actually turns out to be a skin-headed bastard who has a limited vocabulary, thus swears all the time, and is relatively partial to giving out the odd insult. Despite having a love for giving insults, he is extremely over-sensitive to everything and reacts by calling you a c*nt or a di*khead. He is the sort of person that you just want to hit and swear at, but try to resist the tempting temptation to avoid sinking to his level of immaturity. He also despises any body who does not agree with him, calling you a very hurtful name as there is little else in his head to offer an alternative.