Arse Crawler

An Arse Crawler is a well known parasite of the Grabba Worm origin. It crawls up the anus of particular people especially when found in a particular social circle. The Arse Crawler has only been discovered recently in a town called St Helens. It is unknown if there are more of its kind in the Uk or the rest of Europe. If you would like to remove an arse crawler, we suggest you take the mick out of it and it will listen but never respond. Then you must act fast and remove the arse crawler! Please be aware if you come in contact with arse crawler or more commonly known as a Grabba Worm. You may likely come in contact with grease residue. If you have been infected make sure to call an ambulance