Armenian Code of Conduct

The set of rules that Armenians (mostly ones originating from Armenia, and not Iran or Lebanon) follow these. 1)Thou shall wear shoes with the tip shaped like the tip of a jalapeno. 2)Thou shall wear Adidas sweatpants with Gucci shoes. 3)Thou shall not cuss in front of women. 4)Thou shall respect their father and mother. 5)*****Thou shall NEVER eat pussy***** 6)Thou shall not have sex with their wives for any reason, other than to have a baby. 7)Thou shall bend down to sit, feet on the ground, but with their butts stuck in air, and a true Armenian CAN MANTAIN THIS POSITION FOR OVER 5 MINUTES!!! 8)Thou shall ALWAYS leave 5 pounds of sunflower seeds on the ground of were they kick it with their brothers. 9)Thou shall no the Armenian Slang Dictionary. 10)Thou shall not shave their legs, chests, arms, etc. 11)Thou shall ALWAYS have a Tupac CD in their car. 12)Thou shall own at least 1 of the following: a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Infiniti G35. 13)Thou shall wear sunglasses outside, even when there IS NO SUN!