Aries
Aries is the first sign of the Zodiac in original Astrology, with a symbol that is similar to that of the Devil and representing a Ram, one who fights hard, for leadership, and is action oriented, even using their head. The Ram is ruled by the dangerous Mars, planet of leaders, politics, war, and people associated with medicine amongst other things. In symbols the planet is associated with reptiles and negative influences. Rams are Fire signs, who most importantly do not do well with Earth signs, and clash with Water signs. Rams rule the head and so people born under this sign can have a flaw for headaches. Aries are said to like spicy things, but this might put too much fire in to their nature and should not be taken to excess. Ayurvedically, out of the three Doshas this star is a Pitta. This sign is fresh, energetic, new, and a doer, one who is not as explored in mental areas. It is also an individual, which is neither positive or negative, considering it is said every soul starts in the stars as Aries, not molded or fully developed, which means Aries also represents a beginner. Though they have such need and desire to be first. Perhaps this is why Aries gets along best with Air signs, because they are like teachers and thinkers and give much to signs like Aries. Rams have enthusiastic outlook and few but major passions. Those born under the influence of this star is bound to be ignorant, stubborn, confident, self evolved, impatient, selfish, etc. Especially if their responsibility is not exercised. It is advised that a pet or something else should be given to them and they will learn to be more attentive to others. They can get overly aggressive and jump to conclusions. Their love of activity like play and workout burns off their calories as they are younger, but big appetite and unhealthy habits take toll later on. Aries' experience is to learn and find oneself, they need to learn to conquer all their major flaws, and take good advice.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |