argentina

A country in South America whose inhabitants are almost all pretentious people who think of themselves as Europeans. Think of themsevelves as highly advanced and better than other Latinos, yet not long ago, they were eating out of dumpsters because of being fucked over by the IMF. Country inferior to Brazil. Despise Brazil and its inhabitants because Brazil is a much, much, bigger country than theirs. Maradona (the fat, has-been, gay, cokehead) is their only claim to great futbol. Their futbol stars are racist who when playing against Brazilian teams, resort to racist name calling such as macaco (their favorite word when describing a black person from Brazil. Dirty players who are sore losers. Best (and frankly, only good thing to come out of Argentina: the beef and tango.