Apple jackoff

1. a loser fanboy who defends his apple products by splitting hairs and saying superior technology is a blatant rip off of his device. usually found and quickly banned in android or windows forums. 2. that loser at the mall who checks his email or otherwise just makes it look like he's doing something on his macbook in a public place such as starbucks, the mall, etc... in his mind he is the coolest person on the planet however this is farthest from the truth. 3. people who go to an apple store just to look at the shiny aluminium computers that must produce diamonds for the price they're sold at.