Apple iPad
The crappiest product that Apple has shitted out to date. It's like a giant iPhone except it doesn't have a phone or 3G. It's supposed to be the "Netbook killer" but it doesn't even MULTITASK! But it sure as hell costs DOUBLE. It doesn't even have a freaking webcam! And how much does this piece of shit cost? $499 FOR 16GB! SIXTEEN FUCKING GIGABYTES! ARE YOU SHITTING ME? Oh, but you can expect stupid Apple fanboys to rush to their nearest Apple Store to purchase this useless device because after all, IT'S FROM APPLE! IT'S GONNA MAKE THEM LOOK COOL AND HIP! Tell me Apple fanboys, how does Steve Job's cock taste like? Fuck, you gotta be a complete moron to actually be thinking about buying this pile of garbage. And don't even get me started on the goddamn name. "iPad". For fuck's sake. It sounds like a brand of tampons.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
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Size Guide
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A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |