AP Biology

AP Biology represents a syndrome of symptoms discussed below. It is synonymous with "the cure for procrastination." The days leading to the test are packed with struggle, cynicism, and apathy, but with a good teacher, students can make it. They experience symptoms akin to bacterial meningitis as their brain struggles to process the sheer quantity of information. By the end of the year, however, only the willful and skillful remain. AP Condition 5 ~ Final Month (2 chapters/day reviewed) Ap Condition 4 ~ Final 2 Weeks (4 chapters reviewed per day) AP Condition 3 ~ Final Week (10 chapters per day) AP Condition 2 ~ Last 3 Days (intravenous red bull injection) AP Condition 1 ~ AP Test Day The day after: At this point, students begin to feel lightheaded. Many may slip into brief periods of unconsciousness as their brain begins to populate the 200-300 petabytes of neuronal storage and memories associated with biology with new cells. Neurons exit G0 and start dividing once more. Soon, the students will be able to remember their names, their family member's names, and for some even their address. The subsequent years of healing and therapy will be hard, but students will always know it was worth it. None are procrastinators any longer. AP Biology has either cured them or applied Darwinian principles to their existence.