Annoying Children

Annoying children: 1)Kids below the age of 10, regardless of physical maturity. Once 10, kids are mentally mature enough to no longer be annoying. 2)Kids that scream and go stir crazy at the sight of breasts and the sound of bad words, and get Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as a side effect. 3)Kids that will push away their Richard Feynman science book and take out their ultimate Spiderman comic book. 4)Kids that are overly curious in stores, touching everything they see. 5)Kids that add to the annoying sound effects of kids playing in recess. 6)Kids that attempt to be themselves. 7)Kids that don't masturbate (the reason kids are so annoying is because their parents do not let them, so they use another outlet for fun.) Remember, be cool, don't stereotype kids, respect the 1% that are smart!