Android

An elitist ideology in which everybody thinks they are superior to the entire human race for being a single decision different from other people who used phones. Much like the N*zis, they torture everyone who believes in a certain other ideology (iOS.) Mostly selfish people who attack you for the slightest opinion that supports Apple devices, comment pro-Android things on anything about money, and call emojis cringe just because they’re too bad on those devices to use them. The remaining 10% are actual decent human beings who don’t avoid acting normal and respect iPhone users, because they’re humans too and not some subhuman thing who jumped out of a lake and started yelling out some gibberish. When you want to bomb the Apple HQ in Cupertino, go on. Only the national security system will prevent you. But if you say “iOS is alright” in a comment section, get ready for 170+ replies that say the same thing - “no lol f you galaxy s10 for life lolololol.”