Analogy

Here is: We are standing underneath an apple tree. I reach up and grab an apple. You, then, swipe the apple out of my hand... Hym "What... In the fuck do you think YOU'RE doing?" Everyone *polishing the apple* "If you want an apple you have climb to the top of the tree." Hym "..... Nooo.... I don't. You just saw me grab it. You watched me grab it and now you're keeping it from me." Everyone "Yeah, I had to climb the tree and I didn't even make it to the top." Hym "Ok... And I didn't... It didn't have to do that. There was an apple hanging right there and I grabbed it. So... Fork it over." 🤲🤨 Everyone "Yeah but you have to work hard to get apples. What? You think people shouldn't have to work hard for apples? I was watching you climb the tree before. You can do it." Hym "First off, you shouldn't be watching me. Secondly, no... I had the apple in my hand. Whether I worked hard for it is irrelevant. Third, there is a crackhead at the top of the tree with a 15 year old Russian prostitute on his lap. I watched his father fly him to the top in a helicopter. I mentioned this chicks name once and these assholes brought her a ladder. There's a retard laying on the ground over there and half a dozen whores are spitting apple bits into his mouth. I'm not climbing that tree until I need another apple. Which I don't. I have an apple. That one 👉 Who should get to eat the apple, if not me?"