America Tee
Please, everyone stop your unjustified hatred for the United States of America and its people for a second, and allow me to explain the fundamental differences between George Bush and the American people. America has its share of hicks, intolerant white preachers, and douschie wasteful teenagers, but it also is home to great thinkers, scientists, and good people. People who are normal and kind are not shown by the media, because they're boring. The reason that America has been blemished so is because ironically, although you yell at us for not having proper media, you all succumb to the same ploy that many Americans do. You see the cult leaders and the White supremacists, and you say, "Damn, America sucks." You yell at as, and you curse us incessantly, but you all are forgetting your own countries' histories. England--were you not a imperialistic and brutal nation as well? And did you also do much worse things than being fat or ignorant? Yes, you did. You butchered Irish, fought the French in a long war that caused the suffering of many people in unneccessary wars, and you imposed your will on many smaller nations. France--Napoleon ravaged Europe, you held a brutal revolution that caused endless suffering in your nation, and to be honest, a lot of you are pompous brats. Germany--HEIL HITLER Belgium--remember the Congo? Spain--Crusades, holy inquisitions, AZTECS, etcetera. I could tarnish every single nation, but the fact of the matter is, America is not perfect. Yes, we have our faults, and yes, we have done many stupid things. But every nation is not perfect, and we have done many things that are indefinitely good for the world, whether you all like it or not. I am not saying that America is better, but I am saying that it is equal. Don't take everything at face value, and next time you see an American, don't spit on him/her, because remember, whatever blame you place on America is applicable to your native country as well.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.