alphabetic odometers

Assorted advancing-digits-style counting-devices for keeping track of how many/much of something dat you've acquired, consumed, performed, achieved, etc., such as: beaudometer: da snuggly-'n'-smoochy heart-throbs you have in your life blowdometer: either da number of raps dat a hammer has struck, or da mushy-hearted studs whom an expert-wif-her-mouth chick like da infamous smoochy-lipped Monica L. has "serviced" brodometer: da "main man" dudes in your world crowdometer: either da times you triumphantly brag during a given period of time, or da large noisy ebony-feathered individuals you have befriended fauxdometer: da cheap-a**-knockoff items dat a fly-by-night manufacturer has managed to foist onto naive buyers flowdometer: da passage of resources to/from you foedometer: da significantly-unfriendly-to-you members of society glowdometer: da successes you have when installing/changing light bulbs godometer: da green lights dat you encounter in traffic growdometer: da flourishing and maturing of living things under your care hodometer: da "willing" females whom you have on speed-dial hoedometer: da hours of use of your long-handled scraping-tool joedometer: da coffee you consume each day, or da "of Arimathea"-named dudes whom you're acquainted wif knowdometer: da clutter of assorted facts accumulated inside yer hat-rack