Alpha-Omega Male Tee
Alpha-Omega (AO) males are near-mythical. They rank higher in ability/rarity than Alpha or Sigma males combined. Few AO males are known in the history of mankind. In fact, none has been reported in the last century. The term "Alpha-Omega" reflects his unclassifiable nature by conventional archetypes. The Greek letter term is merely a means for discussion. In other cultures, he has been referred as Zero-Infinity, One-Whole, etc. To make one important note, the AO male is a mortal, NOT supernatural. To describe the AO male, one could refer to the Buddhist term "Tenjou tenge yuiga dokuson", which states “Above heaven, under heaven, I am alone worthy of honor”. The statement is not a boast, but rather a realization that the universe shares a single nature and are equally empty of self. The modern 3 criteria of the AO Male are: 1. The AO male is NOT CLASSIFIABLE BY Alpha, Beta, Sigma, etc. He is at times a charismatic leader, a faithful follower, incredibly powerful and simultaneously is utter powerlessness. He does not care whether he leads, obeys, is independent, or is part of a group. He is not bound by laws, morals, emotions, or biological instincts. 2. The INITIAL IDENTIFICATION of the AO male CANNOT BE SELF-IDENTIFICATION. The AO male CAN ONLY BE DISCOVERED. 3. The AO male IS NOT AN ACTIVE INFLUENCER. No modern social-media-influencer can ever be an AO male. The AO male does not ever feel the need or duty to share/connect with others since the universe is the self.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.