Allstar

Allstar can be referred to as an individual who tries too hard to be cool. They tend to have douchebag tendencies, exercise self-importance, be members of elite cliques, and sport Macklemore haircuts- and perm them for extra points. These Allstars ⭐️ tend to start conversations by asking “How many Instagram followers do you have?”, before rejecting you for not having enough— you must have a high engagement ratio. They live the “Insta Life“, posting fake ass candid photos with captions like “I’m just squinting my eyes bc I’m bad at taking pics”, even though they clearly paid to have a professional photo shoot. If they don’t have their phone with them at all times, they exhibit signs similar to Alcohol Withdrawal Syndrome. Their lives on Insta are rosy, but left alone with out their phone, they have no real social skills when speaking face to face with them.