Alec

Alec is a person who prefers to be called Alexandra for some reason despite him being a guy. An Alec also loves to be called Alex all the time. Additionally an Alec loves to drink way too much Pepsi and Gatorade and juice with vodka. An Alec HATES beer. Furthermore an Alec is an extremely picky eater who refuses to eat anything but poorly nutritious peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Also an Alec hates fat people but is ultimately destined to become fat himself, not only to due to karma but also due to his terrible eating and drinking habits. An Alec also sucks terribly at Mario Kart and just about any other video game for that matter. He is also extremely competitive in just about every aspect which is bound to get him in trouble at some point. Also an Alec is easily beaten by a girl of any age and size. An Alec also struggles in life due to his stunted growth, how sad...An Alec excels at Wrestling but falls behind in many others aspects including academics. An Alec has a really awesome roommate always. His roommate is probably the coolest guy in the world and is significantly taller than Alec, only fueling Alec's insecurity about his height. Alec is also a verb which means excessive eater.