alcoholic dejatri dreams tee
LET ME EXPLAIN ALCHOLIC DEJATRI DREAMS- THESE DREAMS HAVE TO HAPPEND WHEN ITS A POSSIBLITY FOR SOMEONE YOU'RE AROUND TOO BELIVE THAT YOU WERE DRINKING,NOW THIS IS THE SCENARIO YOU DO YOUR WHOLE DAY NORMAL AS YOU USUALY DO,BUT YOU DO HIGH. NOW FOR INSTANCE WHEN YOU GO TOO SLEEP HIGH YOU SHOULD FEAL THAT YOU ARE CLOTHED,NOT NAKED RIGHT THEN---NOW LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING THAT HAS MORE THAN ONE SCENARIO,YOU REMBER GOING TOO SLEEP IN THE BED CLOTHED,BUT YOU WAKE UP ON THE FLOOR NAKED FOR SOME STRANGE REASON,WHEN SOMEBODY THAT WAS AT THE SAME HOUSE;PLACE WHERE YOU WENT TOO SLEEP AT TELLS YOU THEY SAW YOU BUT NAKED,YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TOO REALIZE THAT THEY DIDINT WAKE YOU UP;BUT IF THEY WOKE YOU UP WHEN YOU WAS NAKED,THIS WAS NOT AN ALCHOLIC DAJATRI DREAM---- A-D-D'S ARE MORE COMMON IF THE PERSON REALIZE THAT THEY'VE MASTURBATED,BEFORE THEY WENT TOO SLEEP,THIS MAY BE A SCENARIO TOO SEE HOW GOOD THE HUMAN CAN REMBER, IF THEY FORGOT TOO PUT THEIR CLOTHES BACK ON....NOW IT MAY BE DEPENDING IF YOU ARE FULLY NAKED WHEN YOU MASTURBATED,WITH THEY SHIRT ON MORE FOR WOMEN,,YOU MAY COUD WAKE UP WITH YOUR TOP SHIRT ON,BUT THE REST OF THE BODY NAKED,BUT ITS NOT JUST BOUT MASTURBATION... SOMEBODY COULD SHOW YOU PICTURES,PICTURES YOU,SHOWING THAT YOU WAS ACTUALLY ON A BED NAKED OR SOMETHING AS GENERAL....BE SMARTER STAY REAL......
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!