alca-tard

1. An otherwise seemingly normal acquiantance whose thought process has obviously been clouded by copious and/or regular alcohol consumption, to the point where their normal personality seems to have been negatively affected, even during brief periods of sobriety. ~Often detected by unusually frequent bouts of making a complete ass of ones self and may be accompanied with foul odors. 2. Someone who may already have, or an insinuated suspicion that they may be dangerously close to having a diagnosable problem with alcohol. 3. Term for a person whose apparent alcohol intoxication seemed cause for a particularly unusual incident of stupid behavior.