alain
a young man who’d say : “yeah keep talking bout me in shade COWARDS . lol . look me up . what did you do with your life? compare . voila . don’t come near our label , gigs , don’t wear our merch , I have more respect for arms dealers and violent psychopaths than any yous . compare your life to mine . who you fkn with now come out the shade cowards and say shit to me not about me , i’ll settle for never none yous disrespecting one of my girls and that’s the fuckin red line , COWARDS .” Alain’s tend to be feral animals and should not be approached . they get all over the world , mix with high profile diplomats , former superpower world leaders , as well as a penchant for keeping crack dealers out their yard , and they might well have a serious , serious problem with language so for international’s sake, in Russian : “NIET , DOBLE ?” is a favoured phrase . fkn p*ssy shits . i’m the only Alain that you writing about so . yous just rich cowards . how about u get FKD . get FKD .
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |