AFC Tee
Average Frustrated Chump: An AFC is a man who unknowingly kills the sexual and romantic interests of a woman through the very deeds and behaviors he believes should arouse them. This ironic outcome is usually attributed to a complete imbalance of qualities in the AFC, such as the extreme willingness to listen, understand and comfort a woman, while also sharply contrasting this by a concentrated effort to avoid sexual innuendos or advances of any kind, avoiding differing opinions or interests that may insinuate any incompatibility and the avoidance of telling a woman she is behaving wrong and/or improperly, even in cases when it's clear that she is. Other typical traits and behaviors of the AFC include but are not limited to: ~An unprecedented ability to forgive a woman for hurtful and/or malicious acts. ~An unusual level of trust that fails to keep gullable behavior in check. ~The act of providing expensive or romantic gifts too readily and/or prematurely. ~The act of performing favors even when he feels he is being taken advantage of. ~The view that the majority of men are heartless dogs who chase women for sexual purposes only. ~An eagerness to display his romantic, chivalrous and sensitive qualities to prove he is not like other men. ~The act of changing who he is in an effort to impress a certain woman.
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Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!