adult dating Tee
a form of dating experienced by most adults where you give random people your phone number and go on dates right away searching for some form of commitment in our increasingly temporary society because you feel insecure about getting older and the need to be married is coming down on you because thats what society expects and you dont want your mother to keep bitching about grandkids and asking if youre gay because you haven't settled down yet and moved to the suburbs, ultimately rushing you to an inevitable divorce and long drawn out custody battles over your son with medical problems and your still like "i can change baby" but shes like "my new fiancee is a doctor and you dont even have a job and cant take care of yourself how are you gonna take care of me and our son, which by the way clyde wants to adopt him ill bring the papers by your apartment later in his mercedes..." and you just cant handle another day at teh office because you lost teh big account and you end up killing yourself at 35, fat and alone.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means