Aaron

The Aaron species does not like human-to-aaron contact and will shut you up at any given moment. The Aaron's also do not like people texting late at night, and will block you if you are caught in the act. Aaron's are very territorial and will defend it personal space (unless you're a Ryder...Aaron's adore Ryders). Aaron's are also in love with Betty White and the Titanic. We're not exactly sure where this obsession comes from, but any reference to those properties will have them talking for hours on end. The best thing to do when fending off an Aaron is to be as annoying as possible, this will agitate the Aaron and will cause it to leave.