A Shuttleworth

A Shuttleworth originates from (Chris Shuttleworth) See definition. Its when one takes amazingly Loooong shits that are able to penetrate reinforced concrete walls under 6" thick and able to circulate upward through 3 story buildings. Close proximity to someone taking a Shuttleworth has been known to cause the following symptoms: PTSD bloody or cloudy urine double vision bloody stool difficult, burning, or painful urination fast, pounding, or irregular heartbeat or pulse headache joint pain loss of appetite runny nose Spotaneous regret of going to work that day sore throat trouble sleeping vomiting wandering aimlessly in a perfect circle with your arms crossed rocking back and forth Blistering, peeling, or loosening of the skin chest pain, discomfort, or tightness confusion difficulty breathing difficulty with swallowing dizziness More double vision inability to move the arms, legs, or facial muscles inability to speak rationally (Jibberish) itching, skin rash muscle cramps or stiffness muscle spasm or jerking of the arms and legs seeing, hearing, or feeling things that are not there seizures sores, ulcers, or white spots in the mouth or on the lips sudden loss of consciousness (Coma) swelling of the feet or lower legs uncontrolled repeated movements (tics) uncontrolled vocal outbursts laced with profanity unusual tiredness or weakness usually followed by coma and in 1 case DEATH, that has been deemed "Natural Causes"