A Canadian

1. An individual who resides in and is a legal citizen of the northern-most region of North America. The country opposite to the northern border of the U.S.A. 2. Characterized as polite persons who frequent the use of poor grammar like "Eh?" and "a'boot" but are most recognized by a strong Newfoundlander accent that is near imposible to understand even for Canadians unless you are in fact a Newfoundlander. (For Americans it's kinda comparable to a deep southern American accent or strong Boston accent. Not in sound just relevancy) 3. Realy nice people who typically apologize if you bump into them or they bump into you. 4. A person who probably wont get beat up or robbed in another Country because he is Canadian. 5. A person who is believed to live in igloo's all year long and have pet Polar Bears and Beaver's. 6. A person who is most likely a stonner and secretly votes for the Marijuana Political Party of Canada but never makes it to elections because he is "Burning out dude". 7. A person who is typicaly a big hockey fan. 8. A person from the Country where Strip joints show you eeeeevvverything... I mean everything.