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Boyband. DO NOT BY ANY CIRCUMSTANCE CALL THIS BOYBAND A BAND. There are obviously 5 members as the title of this boyband is FIVE stilky odd sexies. They all are horny all the time, and the age of the members varies from 11 to 89. The songs are mostly about gay relationships, hairy vaginas, and dick popping sodas. 3/5 of these members have also had past carrieers in the porn industry. Members: Luekas Citremmings: 89 years old vocalist, never hits any notes, and always wear his hair down. Married to his guitar which he does not know how to play. Father of the boyband. Calvin Hoodie: 14 years old asian, taking a part in the porn industry. no further information needed. Teenage dirtbag of the boyband. Michael Angelo: Drag queen. Used to be actively involved in porn, 16 years old, never laughs and pink is his favourite colour. Teenage fangirl of the boyband. Ashtinio iRWINIa: Gay, 11 years old drummer. Married. Plays on his plastic drumset. Baby of the boyband. Ketchup: Noone really knows Ketchup's age. Plastic dog, the biggest porn star in 1987 though his fame has sunken since then. Porn star of the boyband.