26 reasons not to like rock tee

I'm going to reply to the first post with much more gravity than it probably deserves. Either way, I will reply one "point" at a time. A. What "sucks" is a subjective judgement, made even more flimsy by the fact that you don't really use any meaningful arguments to back it up. B. It takes no talent... tell that to the many jazz musicians who have tried to play rock and failed miserably. C. Not true. Much of rock derived from the blues, which is about as populist as you can get. D. (not worth a counterargument) E. This doesn't make sense, F. Who cares? Personal appearance does not a good art make. G. Also not true. Wilco, the Flaming Lips, Yo La Tengo, Sufjan Stevens, Streetlight Manifesto, Garage A Trois, and many others are making music just as good as anything from the era of classic rock. H. "90% of all musicions do some sort of drug, illeagle or not, the most famous and best rockers have all died from drugs." Ha! Ha! Ha! I. Drums require coordination to play. MPCs don't. J. They haven't ripped jeans since Nirvana, dude. K. The best music isn't always the most popular, dumbass. Sometimes it requires a modicum of intelligence to understand. L. Not worth a reply. M. Actually, most rock musicians are self-taught. And if they do have lessons, once again, so what? Rock is obviously not music for the rich. You don't go to see a rock band in a 3 piece suit, drinking wine. N. Tell that to Jeff Buckley. O. Alright, that's kind of a good point. P. (not worth a reply) Q. (not worth a reply) R. Yeah, they do. Nice job. S. "Guitars are stupid and make stupid noises" - hahahahaha. T. Shut up. U. Not worth a reply. V. If someone spells "sucks" as "sux" they're probably a dumbass. W. What kind of name is Young Jeezy? X. Battles have also lead to many shallow artists who are virtuosic but otherwise don't have much to say. Also, art is not a pissing contest. Y. How many female rappers can you name that aren't famous based on sex appeal? Compare that to Kim Gordon, Joan Jett, Sleater-Kinney, Ani Defranco, Karen O, Neko Case... Z. Also, fuck you. Z.

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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

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Wore it to school.

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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

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Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

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